Magic Toad

Snug as a boi in a rug

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

I 100% believe in “what’s meant to be will be” but I’m also an impatient bitch, so can it “be” a little quicker please

water

alexander:
guys im literally dying i asked this to my mom
from my snapchat @goodkindalex
she didn’t even hesitate oml

College students be like